NEVER make a bet with Lyn! (open. Saxi gets a leg wax)

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Saxi shook in fear for the first time in his life. No way he could have lost, why did he bet the little twerp anyway? He knew that sneaky little devil had something planned from the beggining and he fell for it. This just flat out wasnt fair. He could stare a dragon in the face without fear but right now, he was terrified of Lyn. 
"Ready?"
"Hell no." He snapped. He really did love Lym, but sometimes he was just too much for him. "why are we doing this here too? " Saxi muttered.
"oh, stop being a baby. I do this to myself all the time.it dosn't hurt that bad." Lyn comforted, mixing some thick substance in a pot over an open fire. 
Lillith and subzero just stood back, snickering every so often. Who would have know big, tough Saxi'd be brought down by hot wax and strips of cloth?
"Why do tou want them hairless in the first place. Im going to look like a girl!"
"Because its out of control and discusting. I swear wolf man is going to jump out of your legs an maul someone." Lyn rolled his eyes, wiping on the wax carefully then pressing it on. Saxi tensed. Oh he knew this was going to suck to no end.
"alright. One." Rip! Lyn was so mean. He pulled before he even got to three!
Saxi let out a string of curses that would make women hide their children, loud enough that if someone were on the other side of berk they'd probably hear him.
"OOOW GOD! I swear you are like satan lyn! Dear god!

[Boom and Lockjaw]

Probably much to some of Saxi's nightmares, an all too satisfied cackle followed after his screams and curses of hair-removal agony. A one-woman applause echoed in the hallowed walls of the academy, matched with slow moving footsteps.

She sauntered slowly up to the two young VIT's, her hands at rest as she tucked her thumbs into her belt loop. She gave a low whistle, looking over the hair sticking to the cloth that Lyn had ripped off Saxi's poor half-naked leg.

"Yep. Caught ourselves a real live wolfman." Her eyes were glowing in the lowlight of the academy like a cat's at midnight and with several times the glee. She was looking at Lyn now, with a mischievous grin and too-sweet voice. "Can I pull the next one?"

Bump. Her face slipped into a frown, and fairly quickly as she glanced down by her knees.
"Killjoy." She accused the Gronckle that had bumped into her leg, the stout creature looking up at her with desperate yellow eyes. "Don't look at me like that. He deserves it. Obviously."

Far more compassionate than her master, Lockjaw turned her attention to Saxi. Looking at the viking's half-exposed leg, she moved in to lick the boy's leg as though that would do it some good.
"Hey, hey! You don't know where that's been!" Boom gave Lockjaw a nudge with the tip of her boot, trying to distract the creature.

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Ullr stood farther from the action than Boom, and decided quickly to keep his distance from what was happening, though he was still curious about the why. He lowered his bow and clicked his tongue. Hamingja dropped out of the air and wrapped around his human sitting his slim head atop the boy's. They approached cautiously and the dragon peered ahead at the now bald leg of the other male. Ullr raised an eyebrow and clicked his tongue again, a different pattern.

"scree, N frr?" Hamingja cocked his head to match Ullr's eyebrow.

Ullr petted Hamingja's head and carefully stayed out of reach of the girls with the waxing gear in hand. He did however take an investigative look at the bin of wax. As he did so Hamingja turned to the Gronkle standing nearby.

"Do you understand what the humans are doing?" he asked ruffling his enormous wings.

The archer dipped an arrowhead in the wax and pulled it out, watching it cool and tapping at it.

Candle wax he wondered, why would they use candle wax to remove hair? There are far cleaner and... he glanced back at the other male less painful methods to remove it. Like a sharp knife. A chuckle caught in his damaged throat as he absently ran a hand over his own skinning knife.

[Boom and Lockjaw]

Boom didn't have to distract her Gronckle from trying to lick Saxi's leg, that was something that Hamingja managed for her.

Lockjaw's stubbly wing-shaped ears twitched, and her head pulled back with wide yellow eyes searching out the other dragon's voice - her wide, acne and spike-littered face broke into a dragon's grin with rows of teeth gleaming in the dim light.
<Hello there, sweetie!> The dragon rumbled, pushing her massive clawed foot off the table and took a few steps towards Ullr and Hamingja, smelling the air around them with a passive wave of her lumpy tail. <No. It seemed awful painful. That man's leg is all shiny.> Her craggy brow creased in worry.

Boom didn't know what the dragons were talking about, and didn't particularly care. She also didn't have even a fraction of the sympathy that her dragon did, watching Ullr toy with his skinning knife with an expression of dawning mischief. "Look at that. You thinking what I'm thinking, kid?" The question was aimed at Ullr, nevermind that he was only four years younger and couldn't answer her anyway. "I think the old man might prefer a shave." She put deliberate emphasis on the last word, looking over towards Saxi with predatory delight.